Medieval Jobs

Medieval hiring wasn't about polished resumes; it was about sheer survival. Forget online applications—a town crier bellowed job openings in the village square. Job descriptions were brutally honest: "Apprentice blacksmith sought. May lose fingers." Interviews were trials by ordeal, where you might have to prove your stomach for mucking out stables or your ability to handle a clumsy sword. So next time you're filling out an online form, be thankful you're not proving your worth as a rat catcher.

Medieval Dog Would Not Be Impressed with Our Dog

A Brave Mad Medieval Dogs As a Mad Medieval historian of all things dog, I've spent my life studying the great canines of the past. The war dogs of Rome, the faithful hunting companions of feudal lords, the humble herders of the British Isles—these were dogs with a purpose. They earned their keep with grit, loyalty, and the occasional battle to the death with a very grumpy badger. Recently I watched a modern day a pampered Pomeranian named Sir Fluffington III reject a gourm

Etan L

Aug 30, 20252 min read

Hiring: Director of Strategic De-Stabbing Mismanagement

The Royal Household seeks a highly skilled and exceptionally loyal individual to fill the critical role of Keeper of the King's Sanity. This isn't a job for the faint of heart. Our last Keeper was "promoted" to a decorative gargoyle after a minor misunderstanding involving the wine cellar and some "concerned" nobles. We require someone with a proven track record of keeping their master's head attached to his shoulders.

Etan L

Aug 12, 20252 min read

Medieval Jobs

Medieval Dog Would Not Be Impressed with Our Dog

Hiring: Director of Strategic De-Stabbing Mismanagement

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